Rovno jak hovno

Czech phrase to say that something is straight.
Translated it means straight like shit.

A: Kam jedeme?

B: Jedeme rovno jak hovno.

A: Where are we going?

B: We’re going rovno jak hovno (straight like shit).

Haha stupid kid

A way to make fun of children who are playing in the middle of the street (even if it’s not allowed to drive there with the car)

*child plays innocently with their toy tractor on the street*
Person driving: “Haha stupid kid”
*child is scared*