m*nzad

A slur for any ginormous fuck that consumes tens of thousands of calories a day. Old Mayan prophecies revealed that these people would become so large that they'll consume the Earth itself, the true end of the world. This information was wiped from history, unfortunately. Their record smallest known meal includes 20 piece Chicken McNuggets, Medium French Fries (the medium makes them feel healthy), an OREO McFlurry, a Blue Raspberry Medium Frozen Fanta, and 13 cookies.

'It's been dark for way too long man, when are these clouds gonna move?'
'Didn't you hear? That's a m*nzad in the sky bruh, we're so fucking cooked...'