Taylor

The Taylor, is a legendary figure that rules the suburbs and CBD of Melbourne, Australia. The urban myth of the Taylor is that when the air thickens with the scent of man, the stench of liqor can be smelt and a faint mating call can be heard, the Taylor, an alcohol god will appear. The man known as the Taylor represents a party animal and drinking maniac who can skull bottles of tequila one after another, walk into a random group of girls and have all of them dancing in the palm of his hand and a man of self-fellatio. Any night out with the "Taylor" is definately one not to be forgotten, and if he is in "full flight", may also be a night that is unintentionally forgotten!

"Mate, I can hear...THE TAYLOR coming...."

"....oh its going to be a heavy night tonight....."

...."YEAWWWWWW"

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