splob

Small, baby boy - feeling a bit grumpy.

He's a bit splob today.

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plobbin

Small, baby boy - of the breastfed variety.
See also plob, splob, bobbin and ker-bobbin

Oh, plobbin, you're so squishy!

earth mama

A mother committed to long-term breastfeeding, co-sleeping, and carrying her babe in a sling. A proponent of Attachment-style Parenting. Other interests include green issues, and new-age feminism. Most commonly seen with long flowing hair, bare-feet, and baby suckling on her exposed breast. Yay!

Wow, look at that woman feeding her baby the way nature intended - she's one fine earth mama...

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ker-bobbin

Small baby boy, in full-action mode.
See also plob, splob, plobbin, and bobbin

He's been real ker-bobbin today 'aint he!?

bobbin

Small baby boy - looking particularly like a pixie.
See also plob, splob, plobbin and ker-bobbin

He's tha speshal bobbin...

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plob

Small, baby boy.
See also plobbin, splob, bobbin, and ker-bobbin

Wait a minute, I'm just going to feed the plob...

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