Talking to Walls

an amazing and really not too hard to do activity
A) Find a person that doesnt care too much about what you think or say

or, the easiest of the 2

B) Walk up to a wall, quite cautiously in fact, because some walls are very paranoid, politly introduce yourself and being talking to it as if it were listening to you, as we all know that walls are not sentient beings, as opposed to the mattress*, who we all know are poached in the swamplands of Sqornshellous Zeta, dried out and sold to sleep on.

(*everything about the mattress is accredited by Douglas Adams)

A) Talking to her is like talking to a wall

B) If you get bored, try talking to walls

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not a lion

{phrase}
1. refering to not being a large predatory cat of the african savannahs
2. refering to the phrase "not lying" but putting it in animal terms for the cuteness between couples.

1. "Hey why did you pounce on me?"-friend
"Pounce? Im not a lion."-me
2. "Babe, you're cute. Im not a lion."-me
"Nope, you're a moose."-gf

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Moose

1)n. A Canadian woodland quadra-ped, has flat antlers but loses them every summer
2)n. someone who is crazy, or just said something or did something crazy
3)adj. discribing someone who resembles def.2
4)v. to play video games, to make cookies (or bake in general), have sex

pl.) moosi (mooss-î)

1)The other night i almost hit a moose.
2)Did you see him dancing? hes such a moose.
3)That was such a moose thing to do.
4)Last night i moosed with your sister. (all may apply)

pl.) Wow those weird kids are a bunch of moosi.

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Moose

1)n. A Canadian quadra-ped woodland creature, has antlers but loses them every summer
2)n. someone who is crazy, or just said something or did something crazy
3)adj. discribing someone who resembles def.2
4)v. to play video games, to make cookies (or bake in general), have sex

1)The other night i almost hit a moose.
2)Did you see him dancing? hes such a moose.
3)That was such a moose thing to do.
4)Last night i moosed with your sister. (figure that one out haha)

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