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When you're so bored from being quarantined you fire up your tinder account to search for your quaranqueen
Hey bro what have you been up to the last couple weeks?
Dude I was so bored from self isolation and social distancing I ended up doing some quarantinder
When your at a family function and you notice your Grandma sitting awkwardly on the couch displaying her 6 inch grammel toe
person 1: Hey do you see the way grandma is sitting?
person 2: Holy hell I think I might throw up, that Grammel toe is huge
When you tell a tasteless joke and someone that gets offended (or partner of offended party) slaps the shit outta ya
Person 1: Last night was crazy
Person 2: You're telling me, my favorite part was seeing Chris getting smithed
When you have potential exposure to an infectious virus and you go into 14 day quarantine where all you do is sit and home and rub the skin off your cock
Bro it's been 10 days and I have the worst case of quarancock! Can you pick me up some vaseline and leave it on my door step?
When you're in self isolation and your girl keeps sending you the nudes
Dude I've been in self isolation since last Friday and Karen keeps sending me titty pics, she's such a quarantease