Hooking up with a rando you met on a message board and broadcasting it via Google Hangout.
Dude, did you hear Tyler Durden actually thought he was trolling FirstAndMonday by hooking up with Olive in that cabin hot tub? Turned out to be a Spider 3 Y Banana reverse troll on him after she gave him that STD. ROFLCOPTERSAURESEX! She totally Hot Tub Slime Machined his ass!
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The act of talking down to someone while simultaneously regurgitating information that was probably obtained from Wikipedia only a few moments earlier.
Stephanie was buzzsplaining to John Mayer how to pick up women and how to write love songs.
âJohn, my boy. Me thinks women donât actually appreciate having their bodies compared to theme parks. It will never work.â
The act of getting a skanky female bartender's press-on nail stuck in your rectum during coitus.
Man, did you see Ty during happy hour today? He was squirming around in his bar seat. Him and Rachel the bartender must have gone Famous Anus last night.
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When you take a shot of vodka and then light yourself on fire.
Baxter showed up at the bar and promptly bought Satevo a Moscow Kyle and then helped him reach the sweet release of Valhalla by handing him a match which Satevo gratefully used to immediately set himself aflame.