Snoozer

A sleepy cat

Cat: sleepy
Me: "Da big squish is being a big snoozer today"

-8

The new Reddit funny number; looks like a penis

Source: r/dankmemes/k8wqdp/behold_your_funny_new_number
(as of 12/8/2020 5:16 am)

OP: hey -8
Unknown: what do you mean -8
OP: hehe funny number (2)

16👍 2👎

-8

The new Reddit funny number; looks like a penis

OP: dude -8
Other: what
OP: haha funny number 2

6👍 1👎

Bust a nut

To solve an investigation, similar to the term 'crack a case'

P1: ...and that's how I figured out the butler was the murderer.
P2: Wow detective! You really know how to bust a nut!
P1: Thanks, chum

crack

Summarized, from Wikipedia:

(Software) Cracking, is the modification of software to remove or disable features. (usually copy protection aka DRM)

P1: hey dude my game still won't work even with the crack
P2: you forgot the steam emulator
P1: oh

PUP

A Potentially Unwanted Program,
is a program that does something *unwanted* such as install a million toolbars (AVG I'm looking at you), or sells their browsing data to a company.

This differs from normal spyware or adware in that the user agreed to it in the EULA or privacy policy that they didn't read before installing, therefore making it somewhat legal.

Similar to PUPs are grayware.

P1: I just installed AVG/AVAST
*P2 slaps P1 across the face*

PUP

P1

A shortening of the term 'person 1' or 'player 1', can be extended to P2, P3, etc.

P1: hey did you hear about X? It's a Y
P2: oh cool