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Anal sex with a person afflicted with piles.
Brian : Last night, I indulged in a spot of Winkle Picking.
Arthur: Was it unpleasant?
Brian : No, it was quite splendid.
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To die, comically and unexpectedly.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steve.
Steve who?
*dies*
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