cornerstone syndrome

when you miss someone so much that you start thinking that you've seen them around, but really it were just a look-alike. severe cases of cornerstone syndrome would be to actually pretend that the look-alike was the person you missed.

sometimes if you missed a girl you might even shag their sister...

"i thought i saw her in the battleship, rusty hook AND the parrot's beak but they we're all just look-alikes"
"you must have cornerstone syndrome"

Daisy Standard Time

when you tell someone who’s always late the wrong meeting time so they actually get there on time
like if soundcheck is at 4, you’d tell them that it was actually at 3 so they wouldnt miss it

rod: soundchecks at 3
daisy: hey i know about daisy standard time!

political

how to respond when someone types or says something that makes no sense

"yedgviueviyefvgfgrilewu"
"woah dont get too political there"

paper rings

originally a song by taylor swift. when you love someone so much that you’d marry them even if they proposed with a paper ring

“i like shiny things but i’d marry you with paper rings”

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