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Sue Martha

Sue Martha in most Russian secret agencies is code for "summon the motherland," or get help fast but is always said in a calm voice as the agent usually has been compromised.

Agent K: Agent GB, give me a sitrep, over.
Agent GB: Everything's ok. How's Sue Martha?

by mortalesteban May 19, 2010

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ISA

Short for international super assassin, ISA describes any man or woman who kills others for a living, yet has not quite attained full ninja status due to the use of large BA weapons such as rocket launchers and non-suppressed light machine guns. An ISA enjoys making his or her presence known.

Jeff: Dude, Arnold Schwarzenegger is totally an ISA.
Kelly: You know he's just acting, right?
Jeff: No he's not. He couldn't have become governor without being an ISA.

by mortalesteban May 17, 2010

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RVU

RVU, short for really violent uprooting, refers to one person threatening to harm or even kill another in order to open a spot for him or herself in a game of cards (such as euchre).

Jim: I'll RVU you if you don't give me your spot!
Kelly: Ok, whatever you say. Sheesh, way to be a jerk.

by mortalesteban May 17, 2010

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Nut Puncher

Commonly abbreviated as NP, nut puncher refers to a squirrel, chipmunk or other furry little woodland creature that loves cracking open nuts through the use of martial arts (such as karate).

Kozmo is the coolest nut puncher around. He's out there punching open those nuts like a total BA while all of the other squirrels are struggling with those nut cracker dolls I threw out last Christmas after I discovered the musical was written by a Communist.

by mortalesteban May 19, 2010