danger doug

anything stupid a redneck does.

frank: Remeber that time uncle tom got his nipple bit off by his cat after trying to finger it?

Dan: Yea he pulled a danger doug on that one

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flarple tunnel syndrome

uncontrolable urge to flatulate the tune of your favorite song.

Chris: wow dude how are you doing that?

Mo:oh yea man, Ive had flarple tunnel syndrome since I was a youngin.

Chris: That rules man.

Mo: (flarpling the tune to fall out boy)

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