whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

schmiffy

a word to describe something fantastic.

ooo that spider crab is a bit schmiffy.

dead olive

When you throat punch someone then stick an olive in their bumhole.

I’ll dead olive ya!

Bush nugget

A poo in the bush

Where’s the shovel? Just off to do a bush nugget mate, brb.