Bush nugget

A poo in the bush

Where’s the shovel? Just off to do a bush nugget mate, brb.

whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

dead olive

When you throat punch someone then stick an olive in their bumhole.

I’ll dead olive ya!

schmiffy

a word to describe something fantastic.

ooo that spider crab is a bit schmiffy.