for a good time call

Precedes a phone-sex number, typically in a public restroom. Losers on the toilet pay to hear dumb women talk about sex, which spares us the pain of hearing them talk about anything else. It's a tag-line for, well, a tag-line.

Sia's single Chandlier says "I'm the one for a good time call".

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buyarrhea

A disease in which a man's credit card mysteriously hemorrhages money while in his wife's possession.

Dude - your wife bought herself a diamond on your card. You definitely have buyarrhea.

linterest

The collage of lint that accumulates on your laundry when the lint filter hasn't been cleaned.

Dude - my belly-button is sporting some major linterest.

breast of honor

The girl on the guest list whose boobs everyone's dying to see. She's vibrant, fun, and definitely has her tits about her.

Cynthia will definitely be the breast of honor at this party. Her bra size is so big they had to use Greek letters to describe it.

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gasphemy

When, failing to control yourself in church, a fart slips out and interrupts the sermon.

What did you confess today?
Gasphemy - I was the one who knocked out the nun.

clipboarding

Clipboarding is the result of a popular artist with no talent copying and pasting popular lingo into their songs to make music.

Does the song say shawty? Yep
Does it say dancefloor? Yep
Does it mention tits? Yep
Excellent, we're clipboarding ourselves a chart-topper.

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hungry hippo

When too-tight pants lose the fight against a gigantic ass.

"That girl has a bad case of hungry hippo. She shouldn't be tryin' to pull off a size 0!"