jenny

jenny can be quite funny in some circumstances and always gives you food. she has fab hair but her ego is abnormally large. she thinks that she is amazing in every way and funny and smart but in fact she is just an umpa loompa inside and out. finally, she is scarily short and will never become taller than 5’2

what are you getting jenny for her birthday?
maybe some stilts or extra high heels...
why?
because she is a tiny dwarf and can’t see a thing from the height she is at