riley

someone that stays up all night and eats a lot of food but doesn't gain weight. she is probably going to be a crackhead when she is older. she also would probably hit a dinosaur if she could and overthinks everything.

person 1: oh my gosh look it's riley
person 2: i think she just killed a dinosaur because he was getting on her nerves

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larez

a bus driver

guy 1: who’s your bus driver?
guy 2: larez he is the best! but he runs over squirrels sometimes

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