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The desire to change your current status on your social network, but the inability to come up with anything interesting to say because your life is lame.
Fabio stared at his facebook page, searching for the words that might make his life seem interesting, but he was statustumped.
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Went to get a juicy burger in Compton the other day. Saw some dude get Suge Knighted right in the drive thru.
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The hardworking bartender at your favorite hole-in-the-wall bar. If you're lucky, they're hot and love to flirt, but most of the time they're a bit worse for the wear. Which is understandable considering the drunken, abusive clientele they have to put up with all day long.
Our divetender at the Poop Deck on Thursday night had a great turd cutter and a perfect set of blouse mounds.