woody

when you pull down a guys pants and his dick look so beat up that it appears that he masturbated his penis in and out of a tiny wooden squirrel hole while simultaneously being bitten by the squirrels that reside

he had a woody so he decided to stick his stiffy inside the poor squirrels home :(

Beachboy

the intention of collecting seashells along the seashore but instead finding a narrow bird beak that has fallen of a dead bird and proceeding to dock your penis hole with it just out of curiosity.

My experimental nature drives me insane sometimes I guess I will just call myself a beachboy …