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Like that guy said, it's an upside down exclamation mark. And the only reason he only has to press alt + 1 is because he has a <Mac> keyboard. I'd know because I used to have one. Now think to yourself. Is it REALLY worth owning a Mac, in order to save pressing a few extra keys? As one person who's name I seldom remember, a Mac is like a car which is only compatitable with like, 5% of roads. It' s nothing worth bragging about, pal. I'd rather have an 'anal' keyboard.

of course, he could just have a better keyboard.

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bajillion

A number far greater than the normal amount; a concept, like infinity, rather than a number

I know a bajillion ways to make you suffer!

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cute

synonmous with pathetic: remember, if you're not pathetic, you probably aren't cute either. if you're cute, well, but happy that you're cute.

girl(talking about guy2):Aww.. he's so cute!
guy1: I wish I were cute, but you know, I've got a spine.
guy2: ^_______________^

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murderporn

a media work, written or recorded, that depicts sex and gore in such nasueating levels that only a necrophiliac would enjoy it. hence, murderporn.

I saw sin city last night, it was murder porn.

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worship

A practice to honor, praise or otherwise raise up a person, item, higher power or idea.

He worshiped her beauty
They Worshiped at church

Im also suprised no one took the time to "jesusbash" here or otherwise be ignorant

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Nga

Nga is a very popular vietnamese name. But it sounds like complete nonsense to someone who does not have a vietnamese accent. Many girls named Nga are quite beautiful but be weary, ask how she pronounces it or she might become offended and curse you in vietnamese.

Nga is a very nice girl. Nga is a complete twat. Nga is very aggressive.

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schiavoed

1.The act putting one in a persistant vegetative state, past tense.

also see: meat statue

Me: So I really like this one girl but she's still interested in her ex-boyfriend- but here's the funny part: the guy flipped his truck a month ago, and he's been in a coma ever since. the doctor's say he'll never walk again.

Guy: That's messed up

Me: Yeah, He's schiavoed.

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