swoot

1. A combination of "sweet" and "cool" used to describe something that is both.

2. A combination of "sweet" and "woot", usually to refer to a positive experience.

Dude, that pizza was totally swoot!

OR

It's totally swoot when girls pee their pants! (Referring to an infamous incident known only to the author and related persons)

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Talent

Davey Havok

Davey Havok has talent far beyond the comprehension of your regular everyday ignorant person.

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schiavoed

1.The act putting one in a persistant vegetative state, past tense.

also see: meat statue

Me: So I really like this one girl but she's still interested in her ex-boyfriend- but here's the funny part: the guy flipped his truck a month ago, and he's been in a coma ever since. the doctor's say he'll never walk again.

Guy: That's messed up

Me: Yeah, He's schiavoed.

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137

number that has become widely known to emo kids to have much to do with love. Originated in the 1995 movie "Empire Records" where one character must tell the other he has feelings for her at exactly 1:37PM

A.J.: "By 12...12 or 1"
A.J.: "By 1:37 Exactly Joe"
Joe: "well good Luck"

(beep, beep, beep)oh, its 137
"I love you {insert significant other's name here}

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bajillion

A number far greater than the normal amount; a concept, like infinity, rather than a number

I know a bajillion ways to make you suffer!

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¡

Like that guy said, it's an upside down exclamation mark. And the only reason he only has to press alt + 1 is because he has a <Mac> keyboard. I'd know because I used to have one. Now think to yourself. Is it REALLY worth owning a Mac, in order to save pressing a few extra keys? As one person who's name I seldom remember, a Mac is like a car which is only compatitable with like, 5% of roads. It' s nothing worth bragging about, pal. I'd rather have an 'anal' keyboard.

of course, he could just have a better keyboard.

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Wikkie Hippan

A word originally coined by the poster known as "Spamcan" at the now defunct AGB forums (www.advancegb.com) when angry at another member's "new age" ideology. It is normally said in a derogatory fashion of some sort, although it has been used in a more affectionate manner.

n.
1.One who engages or believes in earth based spirituality or pacifistic drug based philosophies as part of a larger social counterculture with a basis relating to religion, health or politics often leading to socially unacceptable and potentially dangerous practices.

2.One who exploits a person meeting the requirements of definition #1 for personal gain or financial profit.

The wikkie hippan genus includes (but is not limited to): druggies, hippies, vegans, wikkans, ultra-liberals, communists, and Canadians.

1.(Definition 1) "If I have to hear another tree-hugging veggie-fuck wikkie hippan tell me how poor my lifestyle is, I'm gonna go postal!"

2. (Definition 1)
Person 1: "So I passed another <anti-war/pro-choice/animal-rights/pro-marijuana> rally on my way to work today."
Person 2: "Yeah, those god-damned wikkie hippans are at it again."

3.(Definition 2) "I can't believe McDonalds created an Atkins menu. Those freaking wikkie hippans!"

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