Calling Card

After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.

I took a massive crap and simply had to leave the calling card...

Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...

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Calling Card

After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.

I took a massive shit and simply had to leave the calling card...
Conversely:
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...

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Fargating

Hopping around the world in the Fargate app.

I was fargating while sitting in the office.