Emojian Slip

Happens when you send the wrong emoji in a text, constituting an unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings.

Similar to the Freudian Slip, but with Emojis rather than words.

"Damn, I accidentally sent her a heart Emoji"

"That's definitely an Emojian Slip on your part"

Officesticated

An individual who has been working in an office so long they have forgotten what it's like to not be tied down by the 9-5 workday.

Very similar to the domestication of a man or woman after marriage.

Young Employee - "Why does Derek only speak in cheesy office Clichés?"
Older Employee -"He's been here too long, guy's been Officesticated..."
Young Employee - "Damn, I hope that's never me"

Puff Puff Power Hour

The Puff Puff Power Hour consists of the following:

A hit every 4 minutes throughout the hour
Edible every 20 minutes throughout the hour

The number of hits and edibles can be lowered or increased depending on the strength of the weed involved.

Usually a playlist is created and every song change signals the time to take the next hit.

Person 1: “Got a bunch of weed and edibles leftover from the weekend... What should we do?”

Person 2: “get the playlist, time for a Puff Puff Power Hour”