Lily

The most retarded extra-EXTRA-terrestrial-like 'creature' accidentally born in 2006-2007 (?) Where was it born from? The creature Lily was born in a highway where many accidents happen. Country: North Korea. Mother: Obama Bin Laden Father: Kim Jong Yee. The parents both committed suicide after looking at this toxic creature. It has started many things on Earth, like 911, WWI-WWII, Donald Trump, and much more. Siblings: Lily has a LOT of siblings. And I mean, A LOT. The names are... ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur granny tranny, u mistake, and MUCH MORE. If you want to avoid this 'creature,' eat a potato everyday. A potato a day keeps the dentist away.

I saw Lily yesterday and nearly died.

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Urban Dictionary

A stupid website that says “We’ll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities” but allows dumb definitions and rejects normal definitions.

Me: What the fuck, Urban Dictionary allows dumbass definitions like ‘ur mum gay’ but doesn’t allow normal words like ‘potato’ with normal definitions. If THIS definition gets declined, I won’t be suprised. But if it DOES get accepted, here’s some proof that Urban DICKtionary is a stupid-ass retard that accepts shit.