cursed banana

The cursed banana is the act of eating a banana slowly while looking into the eyes of your enemy

Mike: why are you running away from Bill?

Tom: Because he pulled the cursed banana on me!

Deacon

a kid who is very good a video games and his cock is so large that is penetrates to earths atmosphere, not even nasas camera technology can get his cock in 1 frame.

holy shit is that deacon i heard is cock is bigger than the earth itself