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Hillbilly turntable: itâs a carnival game, where you put three guys back to back to back inside of barrel, and hang their penises out of three pre-drilled holes. You paint the penises three different colors and choose which coloured penis you want to point at the prize wall where all the prizes hang. You grab a hold of the first penis spin the barrel on a turntable grab a hold of the second penis, give it another spin, grab the third penis and give it an even harder spin, and then when the barrel finally comes to a stop you have to hope that the coloured penis you chose points at the prize wall. If the penis colour you chose is pointing away from the wall then you have to suck off both of the other two penises because you lost the game. You canât stop sucking until the paint comes off the cock.
Tyler: âoh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I donât have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.â
When you are so inept at sex that you make your sex partner cry to the point of exhaustion. You stand there with your miniscule, perpetually limp and useless cock, stuttering over your words while having no idea what you say to make her feel better. Instead of solving the problem that you created, you instead lie to her and say that you have tested positive for Covid-19. Then you promptly leave her hanging while you quarantine in a non-disclosed location. All while you are wearing blackface.
OMG, last night I cosplayed as Martin Luther King while trying to bang my own mother and I totally Justin Trudeau'd myself. Fuck, I am such a white privileged, trust fund loser. I may as well have become a drama teacher.
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