facne

Combination of the words "food" and "acne." Describes the food stains on somebody's face after eating something messy, giving a zit-like appearance on their chin. Usually, the person has no idea.

Hey, check out the facne on that fatass in the corner...what a pig.

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funch

Combination of the two words "fucking hunch." A negative hunch, assumption, or guess.

I got a funch tomorrow is really gonna blow.

I had a funch something shitty like this would happen.

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qtiyd

Acronym for "quote this if you're down," used on forums when you want to see how many people agree.

USER 1: "let's ban that guy, qtiyd"
USER 2: "USER 1 posted: let's ban that guy, qtiyd"

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chase me fuck me's

Slutty high heels, like those bright red ones. Often seen on girls in need of or in pursuit of a good old fucking.

Look at those chase me fuck me's on that hottie over there. I'm all over it.

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i-tard

Someone who doesn't know a thing about computers/technology, more specifically Macs/Ipods. Sometimes, even though they clearly don't, they'll continue to lie about their intelligence using a computer. See alternate definitions of e-tard.

1. Jim just said he's upgrading to a 32MB hard drive so he can "play games better." What an i-tard.

2. Dude, Jason just asked what the difference was between Y2K and MP3, because he's getting an Ipod today. Spoiled ass i-tard.

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Alex Staff

A slang term for a prominent member of the nazi party. Usually associated with someone performing a callous or cruel act, or insult which is particularly cutting. This is can only be used on blonde girls of small stature with a rack out of proportion with their height.

Jesus, that was hurtful. Is it alex staff day or something?

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