beer slugging percentage

A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:

(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed

This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.

Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.

Tony: Ouch my head.

Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers

Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.

regasm

The physical reaction caused by, after 3,871 tries and over 30 wasted hours, successfully registering a COM object on a Microsoft Windows OS.

Named for the program used to register assemblies in Windows.

Attempt #1: WTF does "Please give your assembly a strong name and re-register it." mean?????
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Attempt #3,870: WTF I still don't even see jackshit in the registry!!!!
Attempt #3871: YES! FINALLY! SUCCESS! Now I just need to change my shorts, cause I just regasm-ed in them.