Keg of smeg

Derived from the Latin phrase: "kegma smegma".

A vile, cheddary flavoured pint scraped from a keg of beer that has been left to ferment to the point that it taste like a tramp's thong.

Considered a delicacy in Papau New Guinea.

"Oi, bartender, your house ale tastes like cock rot. Did you dip your dick in that keg?"

Keg of smeg, barrel of brimula, pint of penis, cup of cock, etc.

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