Ellis

A large floppy marcupial who lays eggs with his highlighter sized penis. Commonly seen with the north american bear, dildo heed, tampon heed or the great ginger mammoth. Can also be found in your local back alley raping small children with a squad of baboons.

Staple diet: bavarian pancakes, camel toe jam and meat flaps. Enjoys the occasional arabian sandstorm.

Ellis. Floppy baboon. 2sp.

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