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the art of bull shitting. a sponateous fabricator will live on his wits. to be be able to spontaneously fabricate at will on any given subject.
spontaneous fabrication - watch any political interview.
reverse social climbing commonly practiced by spoilt upper class brats who rebel against their parents borgois values only to run back to them when it all goes wrong.
the freedom to purposefully descend the social scale in the knowledge that you have a parental safety net.
" yah tarquin like yuh that girls like so totally a social bungee jumper "
well spoken crusty, media studies graduate, pompous festival organiser.
oxford street beggars wearing expensive designer foot wear.
favourite choir boy. a very gay person
to be gayer than the vicars bike
stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
see glastonbury
get your healing crystal out ken shes as thick as shit
someone of irish birth or descent. not to be confused with the porridge wogs of scotland, the garlic wogs of france or the sausage wogs of germany.
the potato wog is a noble but simple creature pale of skin with large hands and a hearty toothless grin. females are easily identified as they can't spit as far.
england lost 23-6 to the potato wogs last week in the six nations.
pop down toyour local cuntstable to report the burgling of ones turds
a tool of ultimate forgiveness. the place she turns to when shes really spat the dummy, crashed the car or shagged the grandpa.
to kiss the penis of forgiveness