Longism

A task, activity or event undertaken by an individual that should take a short amount of time to complete but ends up getting sidetracked & takes hours or even days to complete.

I was supposed to be picked up at 1pm its now 4pm.
3 phone calls later & he's only just left the house. What a longism!

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Super mega long

To do something that should take minutes, ends up taking either hours or days. Deluded to the point where he / she thinks they are efficient, prompt & decisive.

What is Evs up to? He went to Tesco & has been ages, boy he's super mega long sometimes!

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social sleeping

To fall asleep, usually without warning in a social situation.

spicer really needs to cut down on his social sleeping

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