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when you draw a smiley face on the head of youre penis and send a pic to your woman to brighten her day
I just sent my smoopy a fargman and the ink wont come off
best person ever,youre shmoop,kinda person youd give an egg to or get spam single from,an angel or perfect being,beautiful cool chick
my donkey crook keeps pinchin me and took my wallet
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The woman who loves you and tells you things to remember or do!.....and ya do it because youre gay for her!she is the best woman ever!your love!bee's knees!angel!
MY purple nagger told me "put on youre seatbelt shmoop"!
when your lover gives you a hand job while in a church lot or park while people watch
my hunny gave me the sinners handshake and some kid slipped and skinned his knee in the juice
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