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hater

A person whose jealousy of another person success or achievements makes them verbally nit-pick any flaws no matter how small or just make up flaws in order to somehow try and belittle the successful person.

The term is more often than not used improperly to title a person who simply does not like something or someone because it’s not what they are into.

Hater: there’s no way John could score a chick that hot, he’s gotta be paying her
Dude: man, why do you have to be a straight up hater?

by mr wall July 24, 2006

336👍 249👎


broseph

Middle upperclass white male usually in their mid 20’s to late 30’s. Raised in the suburbs and got their MBA paid for by their mom & dad. They attempt to hang out in major metropolitan areas at trendy little bars spending their time with coked out cougars.

They can be easily identified since they always travel in packs, will all have overly gelled hair and all wear vertically stripped shirts with the stench of excessive cologne basically looking like a pack of date rapist.

I hate going to the marina, it's full of Broseph's and Cougars

by mr wall September 1, 2006

65👍 105👎


gun kata

a fictional and stupid faux martial arts with guns used in a lame ass movie called Equilibrium and believed plausible by it's idotic fans.

jim got killed last week when he attempted to use Gun Kata to stop a bully, the bully grabbed the guns from him and beat the living shit out of Jim while yelling at him "you're supposed to shoot a fucking gun! not wave it around!"

by mr wall December 31, 2005

76👍 113👎


hipster

Fresh out of college mid 20’s people who claim to dislike all that is mainstream or popular, which is usually reflected in their taste of indie music and how quickly they’ll shun a group the moment they end up on a soundtrack, TV commercial/show or on the radio. They also dislike mainstream fashion which makes them easily spotted since the guys all wear the higher-then-clam-digger style pants while the girls all wear extremely thick rimmed glasses. (Making them conformist in their own group).

The surest sign of a hipster is their dislike for everything corporate so while they may never want to buy anything from a Starbucks, Gap or Pottery Barn, they will have no problem working for them since they always seem to be flat broke and complain about having financial problems, even though they have mom & dad paid BA.

Note: Hipsters dislike the title of hispster and are irritated to be called one.

Person: hey, I really like that Garden State soundtrack
Hipster: The Shins suck now for letting their song be on that album, how dare they try and make a buck.
Person: you’re such a typical Hipster
Hipster: I am NOT a hipster!

by mr wall November 16, 2005

868👍 1004👎


Seattle

a city of extremely laid back yet extremely high-maintenance people

a person from Seattle will be ok with any type of restaurant (McDonalds to Rodizio) but upset if the table is within 20 feet of the kitchen.

by mr wall July 11, 2008

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Ralphie Vision

a direct reference to the movie A Christmas story and all the fantasy sequences Ralphie has (soap poisioning, A+++++++++, and fighting off the bank robbers). Used when you admit to having some type of similar fantasy or you can use it to call someone out on their unrealistic fantasy.

I'm having total Ralphie Vision! If I won lotto, I'd walk into my bosses office, piss on his desk, pay off all my bills and buy a fat house with a fleet of cars!

by mr wall January 6, 2006

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Red Bull and Vodka

originally started out as a trendy LA drink, quickly turned into a teenie bopper drink

the quickest way to get carded at ANY bar is to order a Red Bull and Vodka

by mr wall July 30, 2007

26👍 29👎