lingaling

Baby talk for "penis". Usually self discovered and "named" by male child beween the ages of 3-5 years.

Mother: Did you wash your 'lingaling', sweetie?
Little boy: Yes Mommy, I washed my lingaling.

Also called a "ling ling".

Mother to her little child:
"Did you wash your lingaling with soap, sweetie?"
Yes Mommy I washed my lingaling with soap..."

So on and so forth...

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ling ling

baby talk for "penis".

My "ling ling" is burning...

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St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Sex with a woman having her period.

When I was fucking her, she was having a st. valentine's day massacre. My "al capone" was all red.

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Kip

a dog's name given to humans

C'mere Kip!...here boy...go fetch! Good boy, Kip!

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office jerk

any guy at your job named Jay, Jeff, or Justin.

Jay's the new office jerk: totally anal-retentive, and a hopeless brown nose idiot.

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shizer

Eva Braun knew how to give Hitler a good "shizer": the act of defecating on another person's chest.

Hitler couldn't get off unless Eva gave him a good shizer.

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Edward Scissorhands

any guy with long nails and dirty hands and looks kinda spooked...

a street junkie with a crack habit and dirty ass nails...

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