guardian of doom

Your masterful lord. Seen in the online game Planetside. Frequently misspelled as 'gaurdian of doom'

you got owned by the Guardian of Doom

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St. Anger

The worst Metallica album to date. There should have been solos by Kirk, and Lars.

Mix of Nu-Metal with Heavy Metal, which sounded really crap.

Even though im a hardcore Metallica fan, i'll always say St. Anger sucked balls.

Hey Jimmy. Wanna go to the Metallica concert? They're doing the "Madly in Anger with You" tour.

Fuck off wanker ! St. Anger blew ! I'll go if they're playing good music like Dyers Eve and Sad But True !

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Heavy Metal

The most fucking hardcore music ever.

If you don't listen to Heavy Metal, get fucked, die, and burn.

Person #1:Jimmy, im gonna go listen to MetallicA, and start doing some headbanging shit

Person #2: Rock on !! \m/

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Sfuck

Meaning Stupid Fuck.

Person #1: What's a Tomato?
Person #2: Lol
Person #2: You Sfuck!

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Swoosh

The noise a china-man makes at a Golf Course in Australia when he can't hit the ball.

Monya, raararrar (untellable Chinese jibberish).....
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SWOOSH!
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MONGA!!!!

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embarrassment

When you run into a wall with a boner and break your nose.

Aww, I just broke my nose, I ran into a wall while having an erection, at least Tiny Tim down there is ok !

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cockless

My character on Runescape!

You cockless bastard!

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