concrete pumper

The act of overcoming constipation.

I ate way to much cheese a few days back, but after an especially challenging concrete pumper, I feel much better now.

four-hole

one step away from a fist

That fella's mouth is a real four-hole

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alley smiling

Indulging in a brief bout of oral sex in a darkened hallway, alley or narrow opening.

brb... I'm just walking outside with my boo for some alley smiling

jones'd

verb; jones'd
used in past tense

1.To have ones ass handed to one.

2.Embarresment in public

"You got jones'd" or "I jones'd your ass"

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spicy chicken finger

masturbation using only one's pinky finger and a dollop of hot sauce.

Walking a little funny today due to my spicy chicken finger sessions, last evening.

ditons

Things which nobody knows what they are. Coe found the word on a sexual stimulant.

What the fuck is a diton? I don't know, but I'm supposed to put a couple drops of this shit on em.

zombie vibrator

A vibrator that still works even though it is long dead and over used.

Wow, Trisha really pulled some McGiver shit with her Papa Smurf Vibrator. How does someone so dumb rewire electronic toys so well?

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