Douche Canoe

When douche bags were created back in the 19th century, travelers would carry cargo fulls of this luxury. Eventually the Native Americans would start transporting these douche bags, canoes full, to the people of the United States. So the dirty vaginas of the 19th Century were be relieved by these shipments. These shipments became necessities to the "partners" of those filthy vaginas that the "partners" would be so relieved they would yell, "Hey look, its a DOUCHE CANOE!".

Person A: Man, I heard Calvin lost his job.

Person B: Really, what does he do now?
Person A: Still a Douche Canoer.

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