cracktober

Cracktober is an annual music fest featuring bands such as, Skarp and Leftover Crack

Cracktober is at the hawthorne theatre on holloween

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scissor shafted

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort

While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.