Grandpa Shook Barf

Grandpa Shook Barf is a feeling, a feeling when you don’t know what you are feeling.
For example, if you are mad and happy and the same time, you’d be Grandpa Shook Barf.
It’s pretty simple.

Guy: Hi, how are you feeling?
Girl: I’m feeling pretty Grandpa Shook Barf.

Sneakmeister

A person who is defined as dumb, but sneaky. Someone that could rob a bank by accident and still get away with it.

Carol: James is such a idiot! It's like he doesn't even know he's breaking laws.

Jesus: I know, right? He's totally a sneakmeister.