Sarah My Wife

The wonderful elusive beauty I have been fated to love forever regardless of the pain and torture my heart must endure.

Sarah: I gotta run over to Macks for a little bit. I forgot a sock I think.

Mark: Ok, see you when you get back.
Sarah: Grubs on his way here now to give me a ride.

Mark: I hate you God but thank you for Sarah my wife.

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Boyciferous

The immediate and overwhelming desire for sexual activity some males experience after inhaling crack cocaine.

Joe: <cough cough>..... Hey everyone, how about us three, the neighbor, the mailman, and one of the neighbors great danes get naked and do some dp!

Kelli: Oh my Gawd.... Joe, stop masturbating. You'll make me vomit.
Juli: Chill out Kelli, Joes just boyciferous.