Tucker's Law

A law inductively arrived at by a Mr. Malcolm Tucker, star of "The Thick of It" and "In the Loop." Tucker's Law goes as such:

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt.

Tucker: Well that's easy then, Tucker's Law!
Tucker: I've got that embroidered on a tea towel at home

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