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When you sneeze and piss yourself at the same time.
Oh my God, dude! I just let out a spritzer!
Short for fucking touchy. Used when someone keeps putting their hands on you while talking to you.
Dude, can you quit being so fouchy?!
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Same thing as a pornographic movie, but ass-backwards. There's no action in these movies -- just some fucking dude or chick playing with their junk.
Those pronographic movies didn't get me off at all last night.
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