Relative Ten

The girl or guy who is the best looking in a small sample of people, such as at a bar or at work, even though they would not be considered a 10 outside of that situation.

Every time I go to a bar I seek out the relative ten and hit on her.

ratner

A girl or guy who checks you out while with their significant other.

Did you see how hard that ratner checked you out?

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Laundroshaming

The act of shaming someone who owns a washer and dryer but prefers to use a laundromat because they are afraid of the spiders in their basement.

Upon returning from the laundromat, Jenn immediately began laundroshaming Gary.