blanta

a black or african american santa figurine you would see in a store at christmas time

look there's Blanta! i didn't know Santa was black...

Scheckletoes

Toes but they are made of Jewish dimes. Or sharp toes sold for millions of dollars.

Hey bob look at my Scheckletoes

Gimmie Gimmie I’m gonna make so much money!!
No give me my toes back!
Never.