make-out sesh

abbreviation for "make-out session". quality time spent in the batter's box and at first base.
-longer than just a quick kiss - at least five minutes of dedicated snogging.
-always involves horizontality

Sorry, I missed the last inning due to a superb make-out sesh with Dustin.

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chicken and dumplings

1. a traditional american dinner consisting of chicken, a creamy sauce, vegetables, and bread pieces.

2. the only thing my roommate knows how to cook

3. an undefined sexual delight

"Do you want to come over for chicken and dumplings?"

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whoor

the kind of girl who:
- probably only acts like that on saturday nights
- is acting like an idiot to get guy's attention
- you might be friends with if your boyfriend weren't staring at her right now
- goes to bars intending to make douchebags buy her drinks all night
- drunkenly drops her drink on the ground, sending glass shards into your cute shoes
- is not quite as bad as a whore, hence the spelling change

"where's billy?"

"talking to some dumb whoor inside."

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shit yeah

the best possible way affirmative response

"Do you want to come over for chicken and dumplings?"

"Shit yeah, I do."

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bonerkill

1. When a girl initiates a DTR in the middle of a make-out sesh

2. When someone or something lame interrupts an otherwise enjoyable experience

1. "So, yeah, we were kissing, but then I stopped and said, 'Do you even like me? What does this mean?'"

"You said that? What a bonerkill."

2. "There was good dance music on! Who changed it and put on country? Bonerkill."

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