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Dude, watch out for the retarbo. He's got mustard and pigeon shit all over him.
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The sound a forceful poo deposit causes when it makes contact with the water in a toilet.
I squatted down and then fwump! my ass was soaked after a tsunamic reverse flush.
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Man 1: Whoa, look at the lowbo!
Man 2: Wherez?
Man 1: Over there, scurrying behind the Hyundai Accent.
Man 1: He looks like Peter Dinklage, only with more hair nits.
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The result of making a large, forceful, and explosive deposit into a toilet, causing the water in the bowl to splash back on your ass.
That king-sized chimichanga from The Alamo had me doing the reverse flush the minute I got home.
Jimbo still smokes Salems through his cancer kazoo. That's just wrong.
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The annoying wheeze of a smoker.
I can't hear this dude on the phone over the Cubicle Queen's fricking cancer kazoo.
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