Brown Storm

A phrase used to describe explosive diarrea. In this context, however, it is implied that the diarrea is being used as a weapon to defecate on another, or to vandalize property. The act of defication is often coincides with yelling the phrase "brown storm".

The suspect was handcuffed in the back of the squard car. As the police officer drove him to jail, the suspect turned around in the back seat, yanked his pants down, pressed his buttocks to the grill in the squad car cage, yelled "brown storm!", and sprayed the cop and the whole front of the car with a messy brown storm.

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Hellephant

The Hellephant is a mythylogical creature that lives in Hell. It resembles an elephant, but it has fangs, claws for feet, and a trunk that splits into 666 tips. It stands 666 feet tall at the shoulder, eats flesh, and is red in color.

Behold, the Hellephant! Mightest beast of the underworld!

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