porkpie

Essentially, to porkpie someone is to ignore them (if intentional) or to simply not notice them.

The etymology of "porkpie" is as follows: In a weak attempt at improvised cockney rhyming slang, "porkpied" was used in place of "denied". That's it really. It sort of rhymes with denied.

Can be used as an interjection, a noun, a verb.. even a way of life, if you're so inclined - making porkpie a valuable addition to anyone's vocabulary.

Can be abbreviated to 'pied.

More experienced users of the word have been known to say it with an accompanying gesture - any formation of the hands, which alludes to the view through a cross-section of a porkpie, will do. A plan view of such a porkpie is generally unacceptable, however, and can even be interpreted as an insult in some circles.

J: Hey mate, how's it goin?
M:
J: Porkpied!
M: Was I porkpieing you?
J: You totally 'pied me, you bummer
M: OK OK, no need to get eggy

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vanisha

Gorgeous Red Headed Goddess

Carmen Elektra is a vanisha

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rubbash

The melodramatic chav/west-country variant of the word "rubbish." Wonderful.

OOOH my god, you're RUBBASH! I wanna swap you for a westlife cd!

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McD's

In the sea of possible abbreviations for McDonald's, this is clearly the best one.

D: So, I was wondering and all, what d'you guys wanna do for lunch?
M: I'm thinkin McD's?
D: Nice one!

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paramuppet

a paramedic who isn't worthy of his/her qualification - so completely useless you wonder why they are allowed to play ambulances

one dangerous type of person to meet when you're ill

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Do a Gibson

When one becomes so increasingly sexually frustrated, he/she begins to fornicate with homeless shelters' inhabitants (most often while they sleep).

I caught that research associate doing a Gibson last night while serving food to the needy.

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braindent

The name of an incredibly gay website. Although, the author has an enormous shlong and has one eyebrow.

Analgravy. Scabtits.

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