Spoerk glasses

glasses that are entirely too big for someones face.

person 1: wow that person has glasses too big for his face.
person 2: nahh, those are just spoerk glasses
person 1: so theyre cool?
person 2: oh hell no
person 1: i hate you

person 3: systematically chris is a barn yard chimpanzee

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Rectum Rampage

When you go craaaaazy and stick your shaft in maaaaany women's behinds.

Chris: heeey so yesterdaaaaay i kind of went off on a bunch a girls asses
Alejandro: so you went on a rectum rampage?!
Chris: Systematically, im a barnyard chimpanzee
Alejandro: no stooooooop! if you ever-if you EVER!!!
Chris: i love nikki!!!

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