Fallout 76

A term for something that is so broken from the start, that it would moan and scream in agony and any decent person should take it behind the shed, tell it to just look at the flowers and then put it out of its misery Old Yeller style.

Bro: "Dude, my new iPhone X makes strange noises and doesn't work right overall... Should I send it in?"
Pal: "Nah, that poor thing is totally Fallout 76. Let's bring it behind the shed and I get my high-caliber gun..."