Aggressively clueless

A pejorative description of anyone who becomes angry or dismissive about a topic they have demonstrated a clear lack of understanding of.

Bob: Gotta take my kid for shots today. Man, she hates those.
Joe: Vaccines are total bullshit.
Bob: Umm... why so?
Joe: You're just poisoning your kids.
Bob: OK. How?
Joe: Use your head dummy! (Storms off)
Steve: That was informative.
Bob: Joe's aggressively clueless and doesn't hide it well.

Guy-five

A type of high-five that men employ during celebrations of heterosexual male activities. It is used almost exclusively in relation to conversations where the topic is women, sports or some combination thereof.

Guy1: "So how was your date with Jane last night?"
Guy2: <grin>
Guy1: "No way, you didn't... you DID!"
Guy1 and Guy2: (Guy-five with attendant knowing grins)

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So catalog

A pejorative phrase used to describe someone who wears clothing and/or accessories that are cheap, dated, tasteless or some combination thereof. Generally used to underscore a lack of class, thoughtless dress or an uncultured fashion sense amongst young adults.

OMG! Is that Tina?
Yes, she's a fashion train wreck again this year.
Her whole family is so catalog.

Compannequin

The upper half or full body of a mannequin employed to elude car pool lane passenger requirements, sexual satisfaction or faux companionship.

Did that guy get busted with a car full of compannequins at the toll plaza?